Acoustic Condition

Musical Instruments are not cheap. Their purchase, however, is very easy for me to rationalize. Creativity, constant learning & improvement, teamwork, passion, emotional outlet, silliness, noise, beauty - whatever it might be - we get a lot of utility out of our garage band. The investment has easily paid for itself 10 times over.

6 months ago, our Strat, classic archtop, and bass guitar were stolen. We've been playing purely acoustic since, and we've had a lot of fun, but something is missing. I want my guitars back...I'm putting this out there with the hope that the universe will hook us up.

Dear Universe,

I hope that somewhere - someone is playing the shit out of those guitars and I hope the dude that sold them got a monster rock for the trade, and I hope he enjoyed the shit out of that rock! But Universe, if we could please get our guitars back, or some new ones, that'd be great, and if you could throw in a Hammond B3 Organ, a Les Paul Custom, and some sweet ass symbols - that'd be bitchin!

Thanks,

The Twenty First Avenue Liberation Front